||Susan’s Rant – Week
of May 1st
Being a single, loud, aggressive woman telling jokes makes me
offensive. The fact that I will not apologize for being fat and cry on
my bathroom floor, like Kirstie Alley does on her new Jenny Craig series
on Showtime, is offensive.
I would rather be offensive then a hypocrite (love that word). When
I make jokes about race, a few conservative whites look around to
see if the minorities in the room are laughing then they feel comfortable
laughing. Let’s not forget the ‘fake’ whites who
are minorities and are in shock when I mention their racial background.
want to find out how black you are, try marrying a Kennedy.’ My
anonymous friend from the East Coast said.
One of my former ‘fake’ white friends called me a racist.
I tried to explain to him that my views are how I feel and he does not
have to accept them but he is free to burn in hell. I am not going to ‘sugar
coat’ my feelings so he can feel comfortable about betraying his
To some people I may be pretty ‘low’ on the race totem
pole since I am a fat, mixed-race woman. I do not fit the docile, ‘me
love you long time’ Asian female image. Since my mother did
not teach me Korean (only a few swear words), I am more comfortable
with my ‘white’ side. I must admit I do enjoy listening
to all the variety of accents in the world. However, when I get upset
I may attack the nearest person to me who may be foreign and tell
them to go back where they came from. I’m sorry, Mom, Happy
What is truly offensive is zillionaire Bill Gates trying to push
through a new bill in congress to increase the amount of foreign
visas in the United States. It seems that Microsoft can not find
enough ‘smart available engineers’ in the US. Which means
that Microsoft does not want to pay high salaries for the US engineers
and rather hire engineers from India which only costs them some curry
food and importing their sacred cows. Boy, I’m craving Indian
food now, chicken masala rocks.
Seriously, I do love everyone except a few Jews, Blacks, and Whites.
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