||Susan’s Rant – Week
of April 1st
Fountain of Youth
Many young men have been flirting with me. My parole
officer told me to check their ID’s first and stop giving them
Mary Kay Letourneau candy, chocolate covered rufees.
he did not have sex with me like he was sixteen, he was much better
than his father.’ I said.
Seriously, my age minimum is twenty-one years old and the maximum
is forty-five years old. Yes, I do have a fear of ‘accidentally’ dating
a father and son. Now I make sure to get their last names before we date.
Let me just say that women need to date younger men to broaden the
choices from time to time. Women who date men in their thirties
pretty much date a rotation of the same types of guys. Basically, think
of the 'singles' table at any wedding reception: divorced bitter
men, alcoholics, Trekkies (wearing his Dr. Spock ears) and the
guy still living with his mother.
I always seem to attract the youngest and smallest guys out there.
They are usually in their early twenties and weigh about 110 lbs. I
can fit one on the right and left side of me. So, it looks like
I’m walking my date aka little beyetch (bitch in white). I
asked my mother why I attract these younger men.
they want protection or want to trick you into one night stand.’ My
‘But Mom, I trick the man.’ I said.
‘Oh my God, I always knew you Good Time Girl, nobody ever going
to marry Good Time Girl.’ My mother said.
‘Yeah, they will, for their Green Card.’ I
When I went to the women’s sanctuary, the nail salon, a very charming
Southern lady gave me her input about dating younger men.
‘My husband is fifty years old and he still acts like he is
fifteen. Darling, it’s both people’s responsibility to
keep the relationship fresh and new. Age has nothing to do with
it.’ She said.
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