Rant Archive 2006
September - Cougarland
I have been called many names through my life and will be called more,
but now I am under this Cougar label. The fact is that I like to date
guys who are fun and do not have wives.
August - On
For the first time ever I held a large black
object in my hands. It was scary and exciting at the same time.
I was finally going to shoot a gun.
July - Skunk
Summertime is killing season in the suburbs,
especially when skunks live under your house. On a mission to
not ruin my friend’s upcoming barbeque season
or any reason to drink outside, we took a consensus on how to kill
the skunk living under her front step. Read
June - Carboy
Between comedy gigs and events, I freelance back in the corporate
world. My new freelance gig requires me to spend some time in the great
city of Philadelphia. Read
May - Guilty Pleasure
The time has come for me to admit I love the forbidden
and the red-headed bastard of entertainment, Astrology. I love
the fact that I don’t have to be accountable. Read
April - Long Way Home
Walking around Times Square I see all types of
men in their military uniforms and I think of my dead dad. My mother
hates when I call my father ‘dead dad’ but it makes me laugh
and it would have made him laugh. Read
March - Bossy Boots
are just gay men in disguise. Both always chanting “look at me,
look at me.” Instead of watching
wife beater Lifetime movies and the Law and Order marathons, one
Sunday I volunteered to baby sit my friend’s
kids. Really, I wanted to see if I even had those breeder instincts
inside me. Read more...
February - Diving In
Moving into a new neighborhood in New York City allows me a new adventure, to
explore new dive bars. Read more...
January - Breeders
“It’s a boy!” The subject line in my brother
and sister-in-laws email said. The email also included sonograms.
This means I have pictures of an unborn baby saved on my desktop
and a reminder that my brother beat me to breeding first. Read
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